the g i r l s behind it.
B.21: BRITTANY
19. 21/Oct 1991. Libran. ♥ Shopping, fashion & Music
Future is fear when it's unknown but joy when it' clear.
[29]
Virgo @ 02091991
loves God/SFM♥\friends&family.
MUSIC♪ART★DESIGN
LIVELAUGHLOVE.
Future is fear when it's unknown but joy when it' clear.
LIVELAUGHLOVE.
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MOVIES 3.0 and INTERNET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
REPLY:
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Pleaseenter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
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Labels: 29, awesome finds, random
If I were a month, I’d be September.& just for a heads-up,
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday. (you're the reason why I love Mondays now.♥)
If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.
If I were a direction, I’d be to you.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy beanbag.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be sapphire.
If I were a flower, I’d be lavender.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be snow.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a white grand piano.
If I were a color, I’d be pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be ecstatic.
If I were an element, I’d be the wind.
If I were a vehicle, I’d be a Vespa scooter.
If I were a food, I’d be ice-cream. (jsyk, I had Mister Softy today! :D)
If I were a place, I’d be Balos beach, Greece.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be flowers.
If I were an object, I’d be a camera.
If I were a body part, I’d be the eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be an instrumental.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be slippers.
The awesome Noodles ('D' I call him) says:so D and I were chatting (still are actually) and I thought, why not? :P
*hmm say
*what's your opinion on the term "going nuts"?
...
*ahahaha
*hmmmmmm
*that's a bloggable thing aye?
*creating a list of nuttism and creating a list of "O_O" events
"Going Nuts" List
1. scream at the top of my lungs if i was on a hill
2. run down a sloped road when it's past midnight, make pretend my arms are wings, and say "zooooom!/wheeeee!"
3. lie on the road past midnight too when there are no cars.
4. dancing 'til I drop
5. do cartwheels!
"Out of My Mind" Listthe lists will grow I'm sure, but as of this moment, these are the lists.
1. Going to a club
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Day 13 — A fictional book
Day 13 — A film that is a guilty pleasure
Day 13 — A song that is a guilty pleasure
Much of the freedom in our life comes from our ability to make choices as well as the option of having choices. I have never taken it for granted and have always been thankful for the different opportunities that I find myself facing. Life is a lot more interesting when you weave your own path and I’ve been very fortunate to have a family who has, for the most part, supported me in the decisions of my life with the exception of some.(via)
Currently, choice seems to be causing most of the problems in my life. It’s not that I don’t want to be able to choose what I want, but I guess it’s more like I don’t know what I want to choose anymore. Weighing the pros and cons are pathetically useless when they basically equate each other and sometimes the negativity of one con is equal to the positivity of two pros so that doesn’t work out too well. Some decisions are easier to reach because the consequences are temporary but others may very well pave the rest of my life. That might be a bit dramatic, because change can sneak its way in when you want it to, but the idea is that it is very stressful.
There are so many choices but each choice is so final in a way. Yes, I can always go back but I want to avoid making a mistake. It’s hard not to feel a little overwhelmed by all of it. Difficult doesn’t even begin to describe it. I think most of all though, I just don’t want to let anybody down. I know no one is putting on any selective pressures of expectations from me but still, I want them to be proud. I want my mom to know that I’m dedicated and smart so that she won’t think that I was just a waste of time. I want my dad to know that I’m committed and ambitious so that he can continue believing in me and giving me hope. I want my friends to know that I’m respectable and diligent, so that they won’t ever think any less of me.
I’m not living to impress others, because the person I want to make the most proud of would be me. At the end of the day, the most important person is myself. I want to make sure I’m satisfied with the accomplishments and obstacles that I’ve conquered.
Things will turn out okay; they always do. Everything is indeed amazing, I should be happy. I will be happy.
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriendNo way, no way, I think you need a new oneHey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriendHey, hey, you, you, I know that you like meNo way, no way, you know it's not a secret...She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?
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